Dan, an old Beecher Grad from the fifties, was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning', Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
Dan had had it with this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, he took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his
Later, He was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Danny snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
Dan just smiled.
Rolling out of Bed in the mornings is the EASY part
Getting up off the floor
is the HARD part...
An old, '64 Buccaneer Grad, did not listen to his Mother and loss his eyesighht in his later years. One day while wearing his BRIGHT RED Beecher Alumni sweatshirt, he wanders into an all-girl biker bar in Grand Blanc by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a double shot of Jack Daniels. ... and a Coors Lite chaser …
After sitting there for a while, he orders another round then he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna' hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Buccaneer, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind and a Beecher Grad, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl from Flushing with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl from Clio with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman from Kearsley with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde from Mt. Morris and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde from Davison and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Buc.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Buccaneer thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'Heck No ... not if I'm gonna' have to explain it five times............
At our age your
is that time
Beecher Classmates are so wrinked and bald, grey or white headed that they don't reconize you...
Conversation overheard at the Fifty Year Reunion for Buccaneer Class of 1962.
The fiesty '62 Buccaneer Cheerleader was talking to one of the '62 girls that had married a football star from Kearsley. As they were comparing and remembering the good times at Beecher High, the girls husband, a little bit into the sauce, joined them and asked the Cheerleader: "Hey Cutie, what the Hell good are "BUCCANEERS"? Without missing a beat she replied: "You Big Dummy, everyone knows it is to keep your Buccan' Hat up off your face!